Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Know the 10 warning signals of cancer

EARLY DETECTION OF CANCER CAN SAVE LIVES

Know the 10 warning signals

1. sore that does not heal,
changed color, ulcerates or bleeds

2.Unusual bleeding or
discharge from any opening in
the body, example, blood in
the urine, stool, frequent or
heavy menstruation.

3.A lump or swelling that progessivelyhas enlarged which
may or may not be associated with pain.

4.
Indigestion or difficulty in
swallowing.

5.Change in bowel or bladder
habits consistently for a
duration of 2-3 months.

6.Obvious change in in size or
texture in a wart or mole.

7.
Non smokers' cough or
hoarseness of voice that
persist for more than 2 weeks.
Smokers' cough that
becomes intense.

8.unexplained tiredness and/or weight loss of 10% or
more within a period of 3-6
months.

9.Persistent pain or discomfort
in the abdomen

10.Unexplained fever

New Species Found in Remote Asian Sea?




Thursday, October 11, 2007

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Parent of the year

Lewis Hamilton to Lose the F1 Title Due to YouTube Video - Showing him breaking the rules

It happens again and this time it might have more serious consequences than anytime before. A clip posted on YouTube is now making victims in the real life as Lewis Hamilton, one of the Formula One title challengers, might be penalized after the race stewards decided to investigate the matter. The YouTube video showed Hamilton braking violently while the safety car was out on the circuit which is an important rule infringement. According to Web User News, the clip was uploaded by a spectator of the race and showed the event which was not spotted by any other TV camera which broadcast the race.

"Also, Hamilton has been accused of braking heavily, causing a crash between Red Bull's Australian driver Mark Webber and Toro Rosso's Sebastien Vettel, another Formule One rookie," Web User News wrote. "It has been reported that Hamilton today appeared before race stewards to explain his actions, who will then decide if any offense was committed and what subsequent action should be taken."

This is a new clear sign that YouTube tends to become more important in every day's life as some of the users manage to report important events that took part in the real life. What's more important is that this video showing Hamilton breaking the rules was first removed due to copyright infringement but it was uploaded back by another user.

YouTube was acquired by the Mountain View company Google in October 2006 when the super giant paid no less than $1.65 billion for the online video sharing service. Since then, YouTube grew up a lot and became one of the most popular technologies on the web which now tends to replace the traditional TV. Moreover, Google aims to obtain even more than that and is continuously focused on YouTube so we might see some new features very soon

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Top 10 Banned Books In America

It seems the religious right are still stamping their feet, But this time they aren't telling us what we can do or say, They are telling us what we can read.

Here is a list of the ten most banned books in America (By most banned we mean banned in most states). Thanks to the American Library Association who compile this list for giving us an insight in to what really pisses the religious off.

"And Tango Makes Three" - for homosexuality, anti-family, and unsuited to age group;

"Gossip Girls" - for homosexuality, sexual content, drugs, unsuited to age group, and offensive language;

"Alice" - for sexual content and offensive language;

"The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things" - for sexual content, anti-family, offensive language, and unsuited to age group;

"The Bluest Eye" - for sexual content, offensive language, and unsuited to age group;

"Scary Stories" - for occult/Satanism, unsuited to age group, violence, and insensitivity;

"Athletic Shorts" - for homosexuality and offensive language;

"The Perks of Being a Wallflower" - for homosexuality, sexually explicit, offensive language, and unsuited to age group;

"Beloved" - for offensive language, sexual content, and unsuited to age group;

"The Chocolate War" - for sexual content, offensive language, and violence.

They sure don't like homosexuality those Christians. Makes one wonder why their god would have created them in the first place.

If i had my way the christian bible would be on this list for genocide, infanticide, murder, incest, Telling people to "rip open pregnant women" and various other horrific acts.

If you can get your hands on any of these book do society a favour. Buy a few copies and leave them in place of the bible in various Churches.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

How to Drink Sperm to Become a Strong Man - The ritual homosexuality

Researches show that strict "homosexuality" and "heterosexuality" are very rare, making less than 9 % of the human population (thus, over 90 % of the people are bisexual!), yet many societies, including the western ones are traditionally harshly punishing homosexuality. And if researches made on humans, but also on animals, show that hundreds of species of mammals, birds, fish, insects, lizards, snakes, turtles, salamanders and toads have homosexual behavior, maybe a look at primitive human societies might tell us more. An example might be those tribes practicing ritual homosexuality in the remote mountains of Trans-Fly river region of southern
New Guinea.

This is the case of Etoro, a tribe of 400 people living by hunting and small-scale gardening in eastern New Guinea, on the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa (Stickland-Bosavi district).

These people are famous due to their ritual homosexuality between young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro sustain that young boys must swallow the semen of their elders to become a powerful adult! (well, we know sperm is rich in protein, minerals, and vitamins, what sportsmen need, but this is too exaggerated...). The Etoro believe that people have an individual amount of vital force, but the highest concentrations are encountered in semen.

This power is transmitted between the members of the tribe by means of sex. That's why young boys, even at the age of 12, get it from the sperm of the older males. The boy gets "power" orally by a young man assigned to be his partner. Few years later, the teenager is formally involved in relationships with many male sex partners, after which he turns into an "inseminator" from an "inseminee."

The former older male partner in many cases has to marry the sister of his former younger partner. Most Etoro men marry, but even so, they delay marriage as much as possible, and in fact, as they have to marry a relative of their male partner, they actually reinforce bonds with him.

Women are regarded as wasting the vital force if heterosexual sex does not end up in a pregnancy, and the role of the women as mothers and wives is neglected. Men and women live separated, thus social contact between them is scarce and in most cases hostile.

The Etoro homosexual society is one of male exclusivity, attributing to women a low status.

The weakness of the old age is linked to the depletion of this power. Homosexual oral sex is common among males in their youth, with various sexual roles played by adolescents. Heterosexuality is allowed only for a strict period of 100 days per year, and only outside the communal household and thus forbidden near their houses and vegetable gardens.

On the contrary, homosexual relations are allowed at any time, as they also bestow fertility on crops, besides turning the boys strong. No wonder the birth rate amongst Etoro is very low. In order to avoid depopulation, Etoro often steal children from neighboring tribes, raising them as if they were their own.

Selling out at and early age!

Evolution of man hilarious

LUCKY KITTY

Friday, October 5, 2007

When You’re Feeling Stupid, Read This

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

~ Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

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Heather WhitestoneQuestion: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”

~ Miss Alabama’s Heather Whitestone in the 1994 Miss USA contest, who was later selected as Miss America 1995.

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Mariah Carey“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

~ Mariah Carey

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Winston Bennett“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body”

~ Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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Mayor Of Washington DC Marion Barry“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country”

~ Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

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Hillary Clinton“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.”

~ Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

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Congressional Candidate In Texas“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.”

~ A congressional candidate in Texas.

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Danny Ozark Manager Of The Philadelphia Phillies“Half this game is ninety percent mental.”

~ Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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Al Gore“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”

And (yea he gets two)…

“We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”

~ Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States (and inventor of teh internet : )

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Dan Quayle“I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix .”

~ Dan Quayle

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Lee Iococca“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?”

~ Lee Iacocca

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Joe Theisman“The word “genius” isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

~ Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

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Colonel Gerald Wellman“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people”

~ Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

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Bill Clinton Former President of the United States“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”

~ Bill Clinton, Former President of the United States

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Keppel Enderbery“Traditionally, most of Australia ’s imports come from overseas.”

~ Keppel Enderbery

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Department of Social Services“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.”

~ Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

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Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.”

~ Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman